Pant sleeves: As in, “Can you roll my pant sleeves back up?” Said when his pant legs unrolled at the bottom.
Jon has a bad cold and wanted to get in a hot shower this morning. After getting out he told Bill and I that the shower really didn’t help. Instead, “the water created more throw up and it ended up just being a lot of burps.”
Said to a child at t-ball practice, “Do you want to come to my t-ball graduation?” The kid just looked at him totally confused and said, “What?!”
“Mom, can you find me a Navy suit to wear? A white one would be nice.”
Said this morning after Sarah finished eating, “Sorry Sarah, I can’t kiss you today. I’m sick.”