When you can step in a puddle of urine and not even flinch.
When you painstakingly rip out the hem to baseball pants and painstakingly restitch them WITHOUT the offending elastic in order to frugally (cheaply) save $20 on a new pair.
When you allow chickens to reside in your kitchen.
When you get up at 6:30 AM (even though you don’t have to) in order to make fresh bread for you family because it’s Healthier.
When you worry about things like rashes, runny noses, naps, and appropriate teeth-brushing habits.
When you gain, and subsequently own, an extra 15 pounds from baking (and subsequently eating) and filling a cookie jar. And keeping it that way at all times.
When you sleep with one ear and one eye open.
This list was compiled from events that occurred between 8:00 AM and 2:00 PM today.